December 2011
“Smoke like a fire. Drink like a fish. Hope when I’m broke, think like I’m rich.”
– Bliss N Eso (via fearthelittleone)
Meeting my favorite athlete
Me: Will you sign this?
Them: Sure
Them: Wait,what is that?
Me: A marriage certificate
Them: But.. I..
Me: TOO LATE, YOU SIGNED IT
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I’d lost lots of weight and people kept mentioning it to me and complimenting me on it. At first I didn’t believe them I thought people were just being mean about my weight and it was just a big joke. I hadn’t been eating any differently. But more and more people kept saying it. I had being going to the gym and trying to eat better. Near the end there I’d hardly been eating...
Me: Why am I still single?
Brain: You're weird as shit, lol.
Body: And you're fat lmao.
Face: Plus you're pretty ugly too lmfao.
Food: Don't worry babe, I'm here for you.
Doctor: Are you sexually active
Me: Does it look like anything would want to have sex with this
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